8,539
poured in this week
You kept 34%. 66% leaked out.

Your website leaks.
Holy Bucket shows you where, and what to do.

Reads the Google data you already have and tells you, in plain English, what's leaking and what to fix. No experts required. No dashboards.

Google Search outperformed Instagram for conversions this week.
Your /pricing page lost 64 people. The ones from LinkedIn stayed.
ChatGPT started sending you people. You rank for 3 queries there.
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One tap. Read-only. No card.

Two hundred numbers. Zero answers. You closed it.

GA4 was built for analysts with time to dig. You're a founder with a thing to ship. Last time you tried to answer one simple question, it took 45 minutes and three contradictory reports.

Or you paid someone. Beautiful report. It told you it's raining. No umbrella.

Knowing your /pricing page leaks isn't the win. Knowing what to change this afternoon is.

The "simple" tools want you to bin GA4, install their script, start from zero.

Hard pass. Your history matters. Nothing to install, nothing to lose.

You don't need more analytics. You need the one that talks back.

How it works

Three taps. Sixty seconds. Your bucket.

1

Connect Google.

One tap, read-only. Sixty seconds.

2

Tell it who you're for.

Every number judged against the people you actually want, not faceless traffic.

3

Read your bucket.

A sentence, not a dashboard. What you kept, what leaked, and the top three things to do.

Six views, one story

Everything you need. Nothing you don't.

Bucket.

Your week in one sentence. Kept versus leaked, and your top three moves.

This week's read
Your homepage carries the load. Three blog posts are quietly bleeding. Fix /about first.

Target.

The one action that matters, and which pages help people take it.

Leaks.

Every page ranked by how much it loses. Who pours out, not just where.

Sources.

Traffic sorted into channels that make sense, grouped around how your business actually works.

Search.

What's rising, what you're winning, and the searches getting no clicks.

Moments.

"I just posted on X." Mark it, and see what it actually did. No UTM.

The read

An analyst, minus the retainer and the jargon.

A one-line headline, three to five ranked moves tagged win, opportunity, or leak, each with a concrete "how to fix it." Like a sharp founder friend who reads your analytics every Monday and tells you what they'd do.

Most tools make you choose.

Search tools ignore behaviour. Simple-analytics tools ignore search and make you start over. Holy Bucket reads both, on the data you already have, and tells you what to do.

Holy Bucket GA4 Plausible SEO Gets
Built for Solo founders Enterprise analysts Privacy-first owners SEO pros, agencies
Data source Your existing GA4 + GSC Its own tag New script, from zero Search Console only
Behaviour + search Both Complex to link No search No behaviour
Tells you what to fix Yes, ranked, with the how No No No
Plain English Yes, plain sentences No Partial Pro dashboard
Judged against your ICP Yes No No No
Keeps your history Yes Yes Starts from zero n/a
Price $9.99/mo Free From $9/mo $49/mo
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Read-only access.

No write permissions, ever.

Nothing to install.

Works on any site already running GA4.

Data honesty.

When Google samples a number, we say so.

Your data stays yours.

We never sell, share, or train on it.

From leaky pail to holy grail

Stop guessing where the water goes.

A website that holds water is the holy grail. Your best pages earn a halo, and the halo lifts everything around them. That's compounding.

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