8,539
poured in this week
You kept 34%. 66% leaked out.

Your website leaks.
Holy Bucket shows you where, and what to do.

Reads the Google data you already have and tells you, in plain English, what's leaking and what to fix. On your phone, no analyst required.

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One tap. Read-only. Cancel any time.

Google Search outperformed Instagram for conversions this week.
Your /pricing page lost 64 people. The ones from LinkedIn stayed.
ChatGPT started sending you people. You rank for 3 queries there.
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Two hundred numbers. Zero answers. You closed it.

GA4 was built for analysts with time to dig. You're a founder with a thing to ship. Last time you tried to answer one simple question, it took 45 minutes and three contradictory reports.

Or you paid someone. Beautiful report. It told you it's raining. No umbrella.

Thirty pages confirming it rained. Not one line about what to change this afternoon.

The "simple" tools want you to bin GA4, install their script, start from zero.

Hard pass. Holy Bucket reads the GA4 you already have, history and all. Nothing new to install.

Meet the one that talks back.

How it works

Three taps. Sixty seconds. Your bucket.

1

Connect Google.

One tap, read-only. Sixty seconds.

2

Tell it who you're for.

Every number judged against the people you actually want, not faceless traffic.

3

Read your bucket.

A sentence, not a dashboard. What you kept, what leaked, and the top three things to do.

Six views, one story

Six views that read like answers.

Bucket.

Your week in one sentence. Kept versus leaked, and your top three moves.

This week's read
Your homepage carries the load. Three blog posts are quietly bleeding. Fix /about first.

Target.

The one action that matters, and which pages help people take it.

Leaks.

Every page ranked by how much it loses. Who pours out, not just where.

Sources.

Traffic sorted into channels that make sense, grouped around how your business actually works.

Moments.

"I just posted on X." Mark it, and see what it actually did. No UTM.

Your Monday read

An analyst, minus the retainer and the jargon.

A one-line headline, three to five ranked moves tagged win, opportunity, or leak, each with a concrete "how to fix it." Like a sharp founder friend who reads your analytics every Monday and tells you what they'd do.

Most tools make you choose.

Search tools ignore behaviour. Simple-analytics tools ignore search and make you start over. Holy Bucket reads both, on the data you already have, and tells you what to do.

Holy Bucket GA4 Plausible SEO Gets
Built for Solo founders Enterprise analysts Privacy-first owners SEO pros, agencies
Data source Your existing GA4 + GSC Its own tag New script, from zero Search Console only
Behaviour + search Both Complex to link No search No behaviour
Tells you what to fix Yes, ranked, with the how No No No
Plain English Yes, plain sentences No Partial Pro dashboard
Judged against your ICP Yes No No No
Keeps your history Yes Yes Starts from zero n/a
Price $9.99/mo Free From $9/mo $49/mo

Read-only access.

No write permissions, ever.

Nothing to install.

Works on any site already running GA4.

Data honesty.

When Google samples a number, we say so.

Your data stays yours.

We never sell, share, or train on it.

From leaky pail to holy grail

Stop guessing where the water goes.

A website that holds water is the holy grail. Your best pages earn a halo, and the halo lifts everything around them. That's compounding.

Launch price, ends July 4
$9.99/mo
7 days free to start.
or $99/year (two months free)
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Cancel any time, though once you can finally read your own traffic you won't want to.

Not wired up yet?

No GA4 yet? 10-minute capsules with copy-paste prompts to wire it up.

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Questions, answered straight.

What is Holy Bucket?
Holy Bucket is a plain-English analytics app for founders and solopreneurs. It reads the Google Analytics and Search Console you already have and tells you who poured in, where they leaked out, and what to fix this week.
Does Holy Bucket replace Google Analytics?
No, and that's the point. GA4 keeps collecting your data like always. Holy Bucket sits on top, reads it for you, and translates it into plain sentences and ranked fixes. You keep your history and never open GA4 again unless you want to.
Do I need to install anything or add code to my site?
No. You connect your Google account in one tap, read-only. No script, no pixel, no tag manager surgery. If your site already runs GA4, you're in.
Is my data safe?
Read-only access, no write permissions, ever. We never sell, share, or train on your data, and when Google samples a number we tell you instead of pretending it's exact.
What do I need before I can connect?
A site with GA4 installed, ideally with Search Console verified too. Don't have them yet? Our Learn capsules wire you up in about ten minutes each, with copy-paste AI prompts that do the work for you.
How is this different from Plausible, Fathom, or SEO Gets?
Those are good tools with a different job. The simple-analytics tools replace GA4 with a new script and start your data from zero, and they don't read search. SEO Gets reads search only and is built for SEO professionals. Holy Bucket reads both your traffic and your search, on the data you already have, and tells you what to do about it. Full comparison on the Compare page.
Does it actually tell me what to fix?
Yes. Every week you get a one-line read of your traffic and three to five ranked moves, each tagged win, opportunity, or leak, each with a concrete how. That's the difference between a weather report and an umbrella.
Does it work with Shopify, WordPress, Webflow, or my custom site?
Any site running GA4 works: site builders, ecommerce, custom code, web apps. If GA4 collects it, Holy Bucket reads it.
What if my site barely has traffic yet?
It still works, and it's honest about it. Small numbers get "too early to call" instead of false confidence, and you'll see your first leaks as soon as there's enough water in the bucket to judge.
What's the Leaky Bucket report?
Every landing page on your site, ranked by how many visitors it loses, each with a plain-English verdict on who's leaking and why it matters. It's the report founders screenshot.
How much does it cost?
$9.99 a month, or $99 a year with two months free. 7 days free to start, cancel any time.
Is there a mobile app?
Holy Bucket is built mobile-first, it lives happily on your phone today. App Store and Play Store versions are coming.

See where your bucket leaks. 7 days free.

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